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Welcome Future Customers to

A Shockingly Fast Blast of Real Fresh Air to the Rescue

The Newly Created Unpleasant Bathroom Odor Removal Solution



Because some things in the bathroom, should never be shared.


                                                                             
                                                                                       Let's start with a rarely used 

                                                                      SPECIALLY  MADE  
BIRTHRIGHT
  GIFT:
                                                              


       Earth's Air is the PERFECT fuel. 
                           
                                                                                                                                                                        Our Air,
                       that 
all forms of life involuntarily breathe, that surrounds us, that touches our every cell, 
                                                 fortunately
 is also, with the recommended customer manipulation,                                                                                

                   The Cleanest [Earth's Air even cleans itself!], Purest,
                           Safest, Absolutely the Least Lethal,
    Always Instantly Available and Accessible to Every Customer,
                
Permanently Equally Distributed  Everywhere,                                                       Permanently Renewable                                  
                                                   Fuel
                                                                 on Earth;
                                     
           But the Better Bigger News is, just as the price for the  Air we breathe was, is currently and will be

                                                                 ALWAYS  ABSOLUTELY  FREE,
                                         
                                                               
so, again with the recommended customer manipulation, 

                                                              AIR,                                                                                                                                      
       
                      The Cleanest [Earth's Air even cleans itself!], Purest, 
                         Safest, Absolutely the Least Lethal,
    Always Instantly Available and Accessible to Every Customer,
                
Permanently Equally Distributed  Everywhere,                                                       Permanently Renewable                                  
                                                    Fuel, 
                                                                                                           
                                                                                                 will  also  be

                    ALWAYS     ABSOLUTELY    PERMANENTLY

                                     
FREE


                                                                                                  
for as long as the earth exists.


This free claim can be made to those customers who choose to participate only because the invisible air all life on earth involuntarily breathe, is an intentional birthright gift.

While we humans are too insignificant and unimportant to have any illusions about physically living  infinitely or eternally, we humans can offer those customers who choose to participate, an equal gift at the same free price the original birthright gift was given.

However, should  the  birthright gift giver
 
eventually start charging we humans for the air we breathe, then the prices for creating and using this version of the PERFECT fuel, will also need to be proportionally raised.  

Should that possible but highly unlikely price hike happen, that future price hike will be addressed when and if necessary.
           
                              
                 

                                                                      For The Record:

There is NONE of the PATENTED NONSENSE of market oriented energy price fluctuations, like what happens to the price of a barrel of oil or a gallon of gasoline.

There is NEVER any inflation.

                                                                                                                         
                                                                                                                                    NONE.


     The concept of inflation doesn't exist here.

No combination of human, weather or global calamities happening separately or in the worse possible case, all happening at the same time will ever matter, because,  

                          
                                                                  Customer manipulated AIR, 
       
                         The Cleanest [Earth's Air even cleans itself!], Purest,
                           Safest, Absolutely the Least Lethal,
    Always Instantly Available and Accessible to Every Customer,
                   
Permanently Equally Distributed  Everywhere,                                                       Permanently Renewable                                  
                                                           Fuel, 
           
                                                                                     will   be

                                            ALWAYS    ABSOLUTELY  PERMANENTLY  FREE
                                  

                                                                        
for as long as the earth exists.
  

                                                                   

                                                                                                                             
                                                                                                                           
                                                               But wait, there's much more...
                                  

                                                Because the earth's AIR wasis currently and will always be

                                    PERMANENTLY   EVERYWHERE,

                                                                earth's Air can NEVER be:

                                                                     
           the hostage of,     the property of,     controlled by,      stolen by,       colonized by,      sold by,     traded by,   
   

                                      moved by,   given away to,  
shipped to,  contained within the boundaries of,  etc.
 
                                                       any 

   
  
    Individual;  Superpower;  Superpower AlliancesCountry;  State;  Region;  Government;  Philosophy; 

     
        Religion; Ideology; RaceBusiness; CorporationEconomic SystemBoycott; Embargo; 

                                                                 Gangster Organization, 
etc.




                                         Because the earth's AIR wasis currently and will always be

                                   PERMANENTLY   EVERYWHERE,

                                          Customers manipulating earth's Air into the PERFECT fuel 

                                                                       will 
NEVER need:

                              a government subsidy....from any government branch....from any country

                                                                           n
ot even one penny.





                                     Because the earth's AIR wasis currently and will always be

                                  PERMANENTLY   EVERYWHERE,

                                          Customers manipulating earth's Air into the PERFECT fuel

                                                               will NEVER need to:

Pay any federalstate or local government taxes on the very private everyday use of this PERFECT fuel; because the government will never know when those very private everyday uses of this PERFECT fuel will ever happen.

However, when compared to buying gasoline and constantly topping off and/ or refilling your vehicle's tank every 40 to 60 miles, the customer is paying additional federal, state and local taxes every time you top off and/ or refill your vehicle's tank.

                                                                       

                                                                                                    

                                                                                                                      Plus


                                                                                          Featuring for the first time in world history,
                                                                                         
[Introduced and published: Tues. 2-17-2015; 8:29 a.m.]




                                                                              Solution 1's

          INDOOR,  
             INSTANT ON-DEMAND,
 CUSTOMER GENERATED and CONTROLLED,
                    PORTABLE,
                        (Meaning as long as the customer follows Solution 1's and/ or 2's how-to-information, these solutions can travel with and be successfully used by the customer.)
   ADJUSTABLE,  RENEWABLE,
          ALWAYS    ABSOLUTELY
                         FREE
                 WIND  POWER,
  
      for as long as humans exist.




                                    The above Solution 1's free wind power NEVER has a need  for the Creation of or the Use of

                                                                           
Electricity
                                        

and those things which are unnecessary, yes this
specifically includes electricity, and the big and small devices
that produce and/ or store
electricity, like:


     
Giant Windmills;      Giant Windmill Blades;      Turbines;      Generators;    

   Transformers;
 
   Fracking;    Fossil Fuel:  Coal,   Natural Gas,   Petroleum;    


         
Nuclear Fission;   Nuclear Power Plants;  Battery Energy Storage; etc.,
 
 
 
                                                                   will
also eventually become obsolete.


      
This is PURE UNDILUTED POWER [within human power limits of course] to be CREATED BY and USED BY any customer in their everyday lives to quickly disperse any NEWLY CREATED UNPLEASANT BATHROOM ODORS whenever that relief is needed. 

The customer is the Generator of and is Always In Control of this power. This Adjustable power can be used by the customer Whenever and Wherever the customer chooses, as long as Solution 1's and/ or Solution 2's  how-to-information is followed.
                                                 
 


Important Note:


This undiluted power is NEVER to be considered "ENERGY", because:

                                   1)- Solution 1's and Solution 2's wind power's how-to-information is ONLY to be purchased ONCE; and

                                   2)-The customer will NEVER receive any phoned, faxed, mailed or emailed bill(s) from  
                                        ashockinglyfastblastofrealfreshairtotherescue.com.


The "energy" we all consume is all priced to intentionally and unnecessarily confuse the public who are not mathematicians or rocket scientists, with bills containing unheard of terms and indecipherable calculations.

Those people who produce and/ or aid the production of energy, such as electricity, coal/ shale/ fracking, natural gas, petroleum, windmills, transformers, generators, 
nuclear fission, nuclear power plants, battery energy storage, etc.; have planned to sell their separate products repeatedly FOR AS LONG AS WE THE CONSUMING PUBLIC LIVE, who have no other choice except to buy their energy to make our vehicles, appliances, hardware computers, entertainment devices, etc., work. 

                                                                                   
                             Unlike the other centuries old declaration, this is an inclusive (meaning no one is ever excluded)

Declaration of Independence
 
                                     
for billions of exceptional innovative individuals around the world, without borders, on every continent, and for each and everyone of their future descendants to enjoy; and for those billions of innovators to use the foundation of this innovation as a platform to make their families', friends', neighbors' lives long and prosperous.
 
                                                                                    
                                                                                                                                                                      
But for now, this innovation is
REALLY BAD NEWS for at least the following two ENTIRE INDUSTRIES:                             
  Rest      In     Peace 

                                                     Lysol      Febreze       Air Wick     Glade     Renuzit 
     
       
and the rest of their entire industry's unpleasant bathroom odor eliminating aerosol air freshener  spray 

                                                   and passive solid wax freshener products



                                                                                                                        and to


                                          
The Entire Carbon Based, Non-Renewable 
                     Fossil Fuels: Coal, Natural Gas, Petroleum; Fracking, Nuclear Fission, 
                                     Nuclear Power Plant,  Electricity "Energy" Industry,                                                                                                            
    due to unforeseen innovation coincidences:
 



                                                                                       You're Next....


                                              ...because neither of the above mentioned industries  

                                                       currently don't have now and WILL NEVER HAVE any

     indoor, instant on-demand, customer generated and controlled, portable, adjustable, renewable, always, absolutely free wind power, 

                                                             for as long as humans exist.   


      
                                                 Hopefully all of the many benefits belonging to  

                              A Shockingly Fast Blast Of Real Fresh Air To The Rescue,

   will within a couple of years inspire billions of innovators in every country, around the world to create billions of innovations that will finally make    

                                                                 The Entire Carbon Based, Non-Renewable 
                      Fossil Fuels: Coal, Natural Gas, Petroleum; Fracking, Nuclear Fission, 
                                    Nuclear Power Plant,  Electricity "Energy" Industry

                                                                                                          extinct

                                                                                                             which will
                                                                                                               
                                                                                                           nullify

                                              all arguments both FOR and/or AGAINST the proven or unproven science of man-made
                                        
                           Global Warming/ Global Cooling and/ or Climate Change

 
 
   
                                     And extinction is exactly the right justice for                                     
                                        The Entire Carbon Based, Non-Renewable 
                    Fossil Fuels: Coal, Natural Gas, Petroleum; Fracking, Nuclear Fission, 
                                    Nuclear Power Plant,  
Electricity "Energy" Industry,
                                       mainly because 
ALL of their dangerous products:
                               
Coal, Natural Gas and Petroleum
                                                                         are
             
Dead,  Extinct and Millions of Years Old!!!

Let's not use any more euphemisms to further sanitize this very profitable, multi-billion dollar, still government subsidized after hundreds of years being in business industry, still protected and limited by local, state and federal governments from righteous lawsuits launched by their citizens directly affected by this industry's poisonous and intentional pollution.

One example is fog. Fog is a weather experience where rain stops or pauses and the rain appears to be frozen in place for some short  period of time.

Smog, on the other hand, happens when the energy companies' DEAD, 
EXTINCT, MILLIONS of  YEARS OLproducts, blends those products into an approaching fog front, discoloring the usually clear colorless air, making its gray grimy dirty pollution visible for everyone to see and involuntarily breathe.

It wasn't until the energy companies were forced by some governments around the world to reduce the energy companies noxious' emissions, created both by people using their DEAD, EXTINCT, MILLIONS of YEARS OLD gasoline products in their vehicles and people using their DEADEXTINCTMILLIONS of  YEARS OLcoal products to heat their homes.  

DEAD, 
EXTINCT, MILLIONS of  YEARS OLD energy company products, intentionally misnamed fossil fuels, were/are found in ANCIENT MASSIVE GRAVE SITE AREAS  all over the world on land and under water, created over many millions of years, where supposedly entire forests, jungles, giant and small insect, dinosaur, animal, under water sea creature and under water plant of all kind and even human carcasses, chose to die layered atop other entire forests, jungles, giant and small insect, dinosaur, animal, under water sea creature, under water plant  and even human carcasses.

These decaying layers of  death are what the energy companies' DEAD, EXTINCT, MILLIONS of  YEARS OL
products are made of.

Somehow, many of these layers were pressurized by gravity over many millions of years to form soft  
prehistoric sludge. Fast forward to our recent past, and this soft prehistoric sludge was blended by the energy companies' refinery divisions, with many different chemicals to make the gasoline we the public use to make our vehicles go.

Many other layers of prehistoric sludge were pressurized by gravity over many millions of years more until that prehistoric sludge crystallized itself into coal, which the energy companies' refinery divisions again used many different chemicals to process the coal some of us use to heat our homes.

Considering these energy companies are DIRECTLY SIPHONING their DEAD, EXTINCTMILLIONS of  YEARS OLD products from their ANCIENT MASSIVE GRAVE SITE AREAS full of both DEAD, EXTINCT, MILLIONS of  YEARS OLD forest, jungle, giant and small insect, dinosaur, animal, under water sea creature, under water plant and even human carcasses, there is ABSOLUTELY no sound reason why we the consuming public, can't have before any purchase is made by any customer, a detailed list of allnot just some, but every chemical additive, every chemical modifier and every ingredient used to make the energy companies' DEAD, EXTINCT, MILLIONS of  YEARS OLD products specifically including: natural gas, coal and petroleum, we consumers use everyday in our homes, our work places, our personal vehicles, public transportation, etc.- from every corporation which sells their energy- without exception.

These energy companies siphoning their DEAD, EXTINCT, MILLIONS of  YEARS OLD products directly from the ANCIENT MASSIVE GRAVE SITE AREAS full of millions of years old layered both above and below water forest, jungle, insect, dinosaur, animal, sea creature, sea plant and even human carcasses filled with the waste those carcasses contain, should be forced under the law with severe penalties of years in prison for not fully disclosing the names of and what types of disinfectants the energy companies are using to make their DEAD, EXTINCT, MILLIONS of YEARS OLD products safe for the unaware defenseless general public to ingest and inhale.

Additionally, every energy companies' executive should be forced to disclose every effort they made to neutralize the years of the public being involuntarily affected by the use of the energy companies' DEAD, EXTINCT, MILLIONS of  YEARS OLD products.

If no attempt was made by the executives of these energy companies to neutralize their  
toxic millions of years old products, then those energy companies' executives ought to be civilly sued and vigorously prosecuted for negligence. Moreover, all of their companies' profits made while ignoring their obligations to offer the public adversely affected by their DEAD, EXTINCT, MILLIONS of  YEARS OLD products, upon their individual and/ or their collective convictions, those convicted energy companies' executives should be summarily stripped of both their personal and corporate  bank accounts and that total be distributed to all people adversely affected by those illegal acts. 

Sell By Dates  or Use By Dates
  

Since these are modern times, both the laws and the amount of information the consuming public demands from both those who sell us goods and services and how our local, state and federal government agencies are expected to strictly enforce laws to make sure the goods and services we buy are as
fresh, as pure and as free of substances that could possibly make the public ill  when those goods and services are used in a timely manner.

Depending upon the sensitivity of the consumer and the consumer's awareness of goods' and/ or services'
SELL BY DATES or  USE BY DATES, the consumer may not care about the expiration date nor the source of where the energy companies' DEAD, EXTINCT, MILLIONS of  YEARS OLD products come from. 


On the other hand
, you might be part of the consuming public, who will be horrified,  shocked 
and disgusted to discover how GHOULISH the energy industry's best DEAD, EXTINCTMILLIONS of YEARS OLD products are DIRECTLY SIPHONED from ANCIENT MASSIVE GRAVE SITE AREAS where multiple layers of both above and under water ancient forest, jungle, insect, dinosaur, animal, sea creature, sea plant and even human carcasses filled with the waste that those carcasses contain.

Expiration date or the sanitary healthy source? Or neither?

The choice is always up to the customer.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   

 
And    

Welcome to the Long Overdue Retirement of All
Bathroom Odor Eliminating Aerosol Air Freshener Spray and Passive Solid Wax Air Freshener Products

Yes this includes those 5 or 6 World-Wide Known Brand Name products you use everyday.
 

[Don't feel alone. Fully developed solar energy will inevitably soon make Exxon, BP, Saudi Arabia, O.P.E.C., "The Clean Coal Industry", etc., feel exactly the same way.]


NO MORE NEED TO EVER BUY
 canned and/ or plastic containers of
scented bathroom odor eliminating aerosol air freshener spray and passive solid wax air freshener products
over and over and over and over again
 
FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE!



NO MORE adding MILLIONS of TONS
 
of Discarded Non- Degradable Metal Cans, Plastic Containers and 

the Chemicals still in those cans and containers
EVERY YEAR
, for HUNDREDS of YEARS
into the future, to the earth's already overwhelmed landfills.

NEVER
 does the next person using the bathroom immediately after someone else,
 need to EVER AGAIN hold their breath until that next user almost passes out.



Long Overdue Retirement of All  Bathroom Odor Eliminating Aerosol Air Freshener Spray and Passive Solid Wax Air Freshener Products?


Sometimes a REVOLUTIONARY "GREEN TECH" INNOVATION can make those WORLD-WIDE KNOWN BRAND NAME dominant, super successful products, products you probably already have in your homes,  
        
SUDDENLY, IRREVOCABLY and  PERMANENTLY  

                      OBSOLETE

Meaning those WORLD-WIDE KNOWN BRAND NAME products are:



TOO
  EXPENSIVE


TOO
 SLOW


TOO
 TOXIC
;

 TOO
 DANGEROUS
;

TOO
 ANTIQUATED
;



     NO LONGER
NEEDED


and

 
JUST PLAIN
 UNNECESSARY
.


Maybe the time has come to realize as nice as those above mentioned well known and the other less well known bathroom odor eliminating aerosol air freshener spray and passive solid wax air freshener products' fragrances smell, those products are currently the very best products they can possibly ever be at ridding the customers' bathrooms of newly created unpleasant odors.

Since these are the very best products a mature and aging industry can ever produce, perhaps there's room for a REVOLUTIONARY "GREEN TECH" INNOVATION like A Shockingly Fast Blast of Real Fresh Air to the Rescue to challenge the above well-known and the less well-known bathroom odor eliminating aerosol air freshener spray and passive solid wax air freshener products by offering the public a faster, cheaper, safer, etc. alternative solution.

For example, A Shockingly Fast Blast of Real Fresh Air to the Rescue has:

NO
 aerosol spray mist; 


NO
 
cans; 


NO
 plastic bottles;

 
NO
electricity-activated aroma wall plug-in units; 


NO
 passive solid wax air freshener products; 


NO
 chemicals;


 
NO
 fragrances;


NO
 propellants; 


NO
 trash to throw away; 


   NO
 
air pollution of any kind;

An opinion about Pollution and the Orderly Retirement of the E. P. A.:

What better way to permanently retire the U. S. Environmental Protection Agency [E. P. A.] and other similar government agencies in other countries around the world, than to make their mission of preventing private industries and local, state and other federal government agencies' projects from polluting those countries' water, air and land and those countries' citizens, no longer necessary. For example:

                                       
A Shockingly Fast Blast Of Real Fresh Air To The Rescue

                                                                                              
Solution 1's

     
indoor, instant on demand, customer generated and controlled, portable, adjustable, renewable, always absolutely free wind power,

                                                                                           

                        NEVER POLLUTES or CONTAMINATES  ANY countries' water air or land. 

                                      There is NEVER any physical waste/ trash to throw away. Not even one tiny speck.

                                                                                   NONE.          ZERO.

                                                            [The following are  speculative projections. The earth and/ or its inhabitants surviving for these different massive amounts of time may not be possible.]

                                                                            Choose a time span listed below or make up your own time span:
   
         1  YEAR?,          A HUNDRED THOUSAND YEARS?,           A MILLION YEARS?,         A TRILLION YEARS?,

                    A BILLION TRILLION YEARS?,          HALF OF ETERNITY?,               ALL OF ETERNITY?       

                                   It doesn't matter the time span you choose.    The results will ALWAYS be the same.

                                    There will NEVER be ANY pollution of any kind  coming from customers using

          A Shockingly Fast Blast Of Real Fresh Air To The Rescue's Solution 1's how-to-information.

                                                                                           
However,
the United States' E. P. A. and other countries regulatory agencies will always need to exist, because the vast majority of governments, corporations and Entire Global Industries, including:
                       
Lysol     Febreze    Air Wick    Glade    Renuzit

                           and the rest of the entire industry's unpleasant bathroom odor eliminating aerosol air freshener  spray 
                                                                        and passive solid wax freshener products

                                                                                                     and    

                          The Non-Renewable Fossil Fuels: Coal, Natural Gas Petroleum;
                                     Fracking, Nuclear Fission, Nuclear Power Plant,
                                                     Electricity "Energy" Industry,

still have not solved the basic problem of doing business while not CONTAMINATING  the air, water and land around their businesses/ government projects and/ or collecting and properly recycling

     Billions of Tons of  Consumer, Government, Commercial and Industrial Waste/ Trash 
                                       
                                            Globally Thrown Away Each Year
.


Now look into the far away future and imagine the giant task you about to undertake. Get out your calculator, then prepare to add up or multiply the accumulation of massive amounts of consumer, government commercial and industrial waste/ trash that will be found around the world every year, using the same massive time spans several previous paragraphs ago. 

Begin whenever you like. This task will take quite a while to finish.

                                                        [The following are  speculative projections. The earth and/ or its inhabitants surviving for these different massive amounts of time may not be possible.]

                                                                               Choose a time span listed below or make up your own time span:

       1  YEAR?,          A HUNDRED THOUSAND YEARS?,           A MILLION YEARS?,         A TRILLION YEARS?, 

                        A BILLION TRILLION YEARS?,          HALF OF ETERNITY?,  
             ALL OF ETERNITY?

               [Just a thought: if a comprehensive global physical waste/ trash and/or recycling/ disposal solution is not found in say 100,000 years, the earth might  become a very crowded planet.]

But before you decide to participate in the above request, the goal here is to discover which solution can better end the E. P. A.'s [and other countries' agencies] regulatory mission of protecting the United States'  and other countries' environment as best as possible, by comparing the current failed policy of haphazardly disposing of the billions of tons of physical waste/ trash created every year by consumers, governments, commercial and industrial businesses accumulated over as many eternities as your imagination can entertain, to

      A Shockingly Fast Blast Of Real Fresh Air To The Rescue's Solution 1's Free Wind Power,

where no matter how many billions or trillions of people use this new solution, the amount of pollution created by those customers using this new solution will ALWAYS be ZERO.

Finally, should the E. P. A.'s mission become finished sometime in the future, here's a thank you for all your hard work. And please enjoy your well deserved retirement.                                                                                                         
                                                           
                                                                           
    
NO
 competition for shelf space in your home;


 
NO
 competition for store shelf space;




 NO
 warnings about pressurized containers possibly

EXPLODING
;
  


NO
 warnings about the spray mist being

FLAMMABLE;



 NO
 warnings about the spray mist
HARMING YOUR SKIN
; 


  
NO
 warnings about

BREATHING IN
 
the spray mist;



NO
warnings about the spray products' chemicals ever
 being illegally and inappropriately "huffed";



 NO
 warnings about not
INGESTING
 the spray mist;
  

     
NO
 allergic reactions to chemical  fragrances;



 NO
  need to ever pay for any refills because all
the replacement Real Fresh Air you'll ever need to use, is ALWAYS
FREE!





Perhaps you might be interested  to know

There are Completely Different "GREEN TECH" Solutions that are

Far Less Expensive
Than
Much Faster Than, Never A Product Disposal Problem Than,

Absolutely Never Any Chemicals Used
Than
, Much More Environmentally Sound Than,

Much Safer For The Customers' Health
Than
,   An Infinite Amount of Free Replacement Real Fresh Air Than

All
of the World-Wide Known Brand  Name
Bathroom Odor Eliminating Products Combined!!!



In fact, this alternative solution to all of the above bathroom odor eliminating products,
isn't even a product
.



Greetings future customers. And an especially warm welcome to those of you currently using your favorite bathroom odor eliminating aerosol air freshener spray or your bathroom odor eliminating passive solid wax air freshener products. We are here to find out if there's room
for a modern "GREEN TECH" solution like A Shockingly Fast Blast of Real Fresh Air to the Rescue, that would provide quicker relief, cheaper relief, environmentally sensitive relief, safer relief, etc. from having to endure newly created unpleasant bathroom odors,  than the leisurely relief the above well known and less well known products can currently offer their customers.

You know the routine: after someone has used the bathroom, as a polite gesture, the current user generously sprays the bathroom air with their favorite bathroom odor eliminating spray products, hoping this time the newly created unpleasant bathroom odors will miraculously go away, so the next user is not offended entering that just vacated bathroom. But it never immediately does. Instead of making the original newly created  unpleasant bathroom odors "disappear", those world-wide known brand name bathroom odor eliminating spray products only create a soggy clingy scented wet mist, that joins the original newly created unpleasant odors, doubling the odors in the bathroom, and still not eliminating the original newly created unpleasant bathroom odors.

After using their bathroom odor eliminating spray products, up to now the customer would be faced with 2 options: the next user can either hold their breath while in their bathroom(s) waiting for the now 2 combined offending odors to go away, or if possible the customer must stay out of the bathroom completely by doing other things while waiting until the now 2 combined odors agonizingly and slowly fade away.

But just passively waiting for those bathroom odor eliminating spray products to eventually chase away those newly created unpleasant bathroom odors, is the past old fashioned very slow solution.

This is the perfect time for A Shockingly Fast Blast of Real Fresh Air to the Rescue, to offer the public a better solution.

Many other stark differences have already been addressed and other stark differences will be addressed later, but how about making some benefit comparisons between the world known brand name products and A Shockingly Fast Blast of Real Fresh Air to the Rescue, including the following subjects of prices, scents and speed?

Prices. The customers who buy those spray and passive solid wax products already know the prices of their favorite products. Add to those prices the hundreds of canned or bottled refills you customers must also buy over the years when those original containers become empty. You customers may want to compare those total prices of your favorite products to A Shockingly Fast Blast of Real Fresh Air to the Rescue's Solution 1's or Solution 2's price. [Each option will be briefly  introduced in the following paragraphs.]

The price for the how-to-information contained in each separate option is
:
$4.99.

Which is not a lot of of money, especially when you only need to buy Solution 1's or Solution 2's how-to-information


ONCE!!!

  
JUST ONCE!!!

    ONE TIME ONLY!!!


ONLY  1  TIME
 
FOR
  THE  REST  OF   YOUR ENTIRE  LIFE!!!


Sorry about the big red letters, but this is really big good news. Look out, here comes some more good news.


Plus for the same one time price of $4.99, you get an
Unlimited Amount of Free Replacement Odorless Real Fresh Air
that will completely remove all newly created unpleasant bathroom odors.

[The fresh air is already in your home or wherever the customer chooses to use Solution 1's and/ or Solution 2's how-to-information; the way to use that replacement fresh air
is also included in the one-time price of $4.99.]


Scents
. The world-wide known name brands' chemists have for years perfected the art of reproducing popular scents like:

French Vanilla, Mango Papaya, Apple Cinnamon, Orange Blossom, Lemon, Cool Linen

But as always, it's up to the public to decide which do they find more appealing: chemically reproduced scents/ fragrances or Real Fresh Air..

Hint:
Pick Real Fresh Air. 


  Create Your Own Vortex

No, even better, the customer will have the power to


   Be the Vortex!
 
Of course, the above mentioned vortex refers to Solution 1 and Solution 2 offered to the public on this website. In no way can the majestic elemental force of any actual global weather vortex be harnessed and controlled by human. But it will take a

   Vortex of Real Fresh Air  
                                                                  to 
Quickly and Completely Disperse Newly Created Unpleasant Bathroom Odors

How quickly?  

  
About the Vitally Important Subject of Speedy Relief:

Speed.
The subject of any kind of speedy relief from newly created unpleasant bathroom odors offered by the entire industry's world-wide known brand name unpleasant bathroom odor eliminating aerosol air freshener spray and passive solid wax air freshener products, appears not to be addressed, seems
not to be anywhere listed or mentioned on their  products' labels, their advertising and their websites.


However, A Shockingly Fast Blast of Real Fresh Air to the Rescue has  DIFFERENT SPEEDS  to give a customer quick relief from enduring newly created unpleasant bathroom odors those world-wide known name brands' bathroom odor eliminating products cannot at this time and more importantly, cannot give their customers in the near future, any kind of speedy relief on demand.

Those speeds are:

Immediate  Relief;
Yes, even faster.
Faster Than the Speed of Light Relief?
You bet. How about
Preemptive,
You Will Only Smell Odorless Real Fresh Air
While in the Bathroom Relief!!! 

[Please read Solution 1's and/ or Solution 2's specific how-to-information about expected speeds.]



 
Introducing

A SHOCKINGLY FAST BLAST OF REAL FRESH AIR TO THE RESCUE

A SHOCKINGLY FAST, no, even better, a sometimes  PREEMPTIVELY FAST,
SHOCKINGLY    INEXPENSIVE


Completely Different Alternative "GREEN TECH" Solution that solves an age old awkward problem.


Because in the bathroom, some things should never be shared.



Here are 2 options for you to choose  from to learn how you can work quickly, efficiently and safely to
Completely Remove All Newly Created Unpleasant Bathroom Odors
so the next person needing to use that just vacated bathroom,
WILL SMELL ONLY ODORLESS REAL FRESH  AIR.


Since there are absolutely no refunds whether you buy Solution 1's how-to-information and/ or Solution 2's how-to-information, you must be an informed consumer about the money you hopefully spend here. Solution 1 and Solution 2 each contain 14 pages of detailed how-to-information which will successfully guide you step by step about how you can quickly remove newly created unpleasant bathroom odors. Also included in those 14 pages are instructions, warnings, disclaimers and pleas for the customer(s) to always work safely.

Both Solution 1 and Solution 2 contain remedies for your home's and/ or your apartment's powder room(s), small size bathroom(s), mid-sized bathroom(s), big size bathroom(s) and/ or big size bathroom(s) that have 1 or 2 water closets. [A water closet is a small separate room(s) inside a big bathroom(s) that usually contains 1 commode, 1 door for privacy and possibly a small sink.]

These 14 pages of Microsoft Word® text for either Solution 1's or Solution 2's how-to-information will be encased in an Adobe® P.D.F. [Portable Document Format] document. Either Solution 1's and/ or Solution 2's how-to-information encased in a P.D.F. document, will be e-mailed to your e-mail address. Please take your time to make sure your e-mail address is always typed accurately and clearly.

For Your Information: The file size for Solution 1's how-to-information is 105 kilobytes. And the file size Solution 2's how-to-information is 106 kilobytes. The file size for the combined Solution 1's and Solution 2's how-to-information surprisingly, is only 160 kilobytes.

FOR THE RECORD: Because of your schedule or other obligations or computer troubles that are temporarily beyond your control, you can download Solution 1's how-to-information and /or Solution 2's how-to-information that you purchased up to 3 times within a 48 hour period.

You can read your downloaded P.D.F. document with the Adobe® Acrobat Reader. Your computer may already have the Adobe® Acrobat Reader as a factory pre-loaded program. If your computer does not have the Adobe® Acrobat Reader, then before you purchase Solution 1's and/ or Solution 2's how-to-information, please go to Adobe.com. You can download the Adobe® Acrobat Reader for free.

Godaddy.com® is the company hosting this website and PayPal® is the e-commerce merchant service company that will be handling any credit card or debit card transactions you the customer will hopefully make on this website. Once you decide to buy Solution 1's and/ or Solution 2's how-to-information, please click on the appropriate link that matches your selection. After clicking on your selection, you will be taken to PayPal's secure website so you can safely submit your credit card's or your debit card's requested information.

NOTE: Should you the customer decide you want to buy Solution 1's how-to-information, Solution 2's how-to-information or Solution 1's how-to-information and Solution 2's how-to-information [Whichever one of these 3 options you hopefully choose, these options need only be purchased ONCE!], please hit one of the 3 blue links that are provided for your convenience about 18 small paragraphs below this paragraph. You will be transported to Godaddy.com's shopping cart feature where you can again choose which option you want to buy. You will hit the tab labeled "Add To Cart" under the option you want to buy. You will again be transported to another web page.

Please choose the "Checkout with Paypal®" symbol. Or you can choose to hit the generic checkout box above the "Checkout with PayPal®" symbol. Hitting that generic checkout box will take you directly to a PayPal application for you to fill out [for example: Country, Your name, Your address, etc.]. For those of you who are members of PayPal®, you can register and sign in to your PayPal® account. When you are finished filling out the required information on this web page, you will be asked to hit the "Continue" button, where PayPal®'s next page will ask you for additional information, this time, about your credit card or debit card.

After either $4.99 or $9.98 [that's $4.99+$4.99] is successfully subtracted from your credit card or debit card, Godaddy.com's shopping cart feature will give you the customer the opportunity to immediately download the digital item or digital items you purchased. Remember, you only need to buy Solution 1's or Solution 2's how-to-information once, only one time for the rest of your life. Again, please make sure your e-mail address is always typed accurately and clearly.

For Your Information: Please read the following information before you decide to buy Solution 1, Solution 2 or Solutions 1 and 2. After choosing to buy and pay for Solution 1, Solution 2 or Solutions 1 and 2, you will see a window stating your purchase will be "shipped to" you. "Shipped to" is the term Godaddy.com uses to cover both the the sending of physical item purchases and digital downloadable purchases to customers who buy things or services from people whose websites Godaddy.com hosts. Since the majority of people who own websites hosted here by Godaddy.com sell physical items that will actually be shipped to a customer's preferred physical street address(es), we who sell digital downloadable how-to information are comfortable going along with the "shipped to" next step instructions. We who sell digital downloadable how-to-information just have to better explain to our potential customers what "shipped to" means when they buy digital downloadable how-to-information. For clarification sake, at this website: ashockinglyfastblastofrealfreshairtotherescue.com, Fed Ex, U.P.S. and/ or The United States Post Office, can never deliver anything to your physical home address. Nothing physical can ever be "shipped to" any physical street address you submit. You can only buy digital downloadable how-to-information at this website. The digital downloadable how-to-information you will have just purchased will be sent to the email address you filled in when you made your decision to buy Solution 1, Solution 2 or Solutions 1 and 2. After the amount of money you chose to spend buying the how-to-information contained in Solution 1, Solution 2 or Solutions 1 and 2 has been subtracted from your PayPal account, your debit card or your credit card, Godaddy.com's shopping cart feature will send you a hyperlink coded message to the email address you submitted when you made your specific purchase. Please open the coded hyperlink message just sent to you by Godaddy.com. Click on the the coded hyperlink and your purchased how-to-information will be made available for you to download 3 times over a 3 day period as I detailed in some of the above paragraphs on this website. However, should clicking on the coded hyperlink not trigger the option for you to download the digital how-to-information you just purchased, please highlight the entire coded hyperlink that is not functioning properly with your computer's mouse or whatever mouse-like device you use [Please include all of the coded hyperlink's letters, numbers, punctuation marks and symbols; don't leave anything out]. Copy the entire now highlighted coded hyperlink by right clicking your computer's mouse or mouse-like device. Paste the now copied entire highlighted coded hyperlink into your internet provider's browser address window. Hit your browser's go button or press your computer's enter button. Either action will send your coded hyperlink to the proper place where that security coded hyperlink will be confirmed and the digital how-to-information you just purchased, will now be available for you to
download.

WARNING: I presume the people doing these suggested tasks offered on this website will be adults. I have absolutely no advice to give anyone about their minor children doing the suggested tasks offered on this website, which should be safely done only by adults. Parents however can always perform these suggested tasks for their minor children.

WARNING: In some states in the United States of America, there are not any state sales taxes on the purchase of downloadable digital how-to-information. However, whether you the customer live in New York, California, the rest of the states in the U. S. [United States], North America, South America, Europe, Africa, Asia, Australia or wherever else in the world these purchase transactions hopefully happen, just never forget: your tax obligation to your local, state and/ or your federal government's taxing system, is always the customers' responsibility, either now when this(these) purchase(s) is(are) made or when your annual taxes are due. Please check with your local, state and/ or  federal Department of Revenue you might owe taxes to in your area, for their professional opinion about your potential obligations. 

Solution 1 will require the customer to perform very minor physical repetitive acts that no matter how fit you currently are, you may not have ever done before. However, if you have any known or suspected age and/or health issues that could be aggravated by very minor physical repetitive acts, because our life spans can be unexpectedly short, you should not take any unnecessary chances buying or trying Solution 1.

Or you can continue to use whatever spray product you prefer.

But you might want to try Solution 2. Solution 2 was created specifically for people who may have any known or suspected age and/or health issues. The methods and the techniques will be different; the results will be the same: if you follow Solution 2's instructions, you will be able to quickly rid your bathroom of newly created unpleasant odors.

What you will be buying is Solution 1's and/ or Solution 2's how-to-information. Both Solution 1 and Solution 2 each contain instructions, warnings, disclaimers and pleas for the customer(s) to always work safely. While Solution 2 is not as cool as, nor is it as efficient as, nor is it as inexpensive to operate as Solution 1, Solution 2 gives the customer(s) who has any known or suspected age and/or health issues a safer alternative than Solution 1. Plus Solution 2 will give the customer(s) quicker relief than Solution 1. In fact, the customers who choose Solution 2, will give those customer(s)

Preemptive,
They Will Only Smell Odorless Real Fresh Air
While in the Bathroom Relief

....which is a pretty bold claim to make; a bold claim none of the manufacturers of those WORLD-WIDE KNOWN NAME BRANDS'
bathroom odor eliminating aerosol air freshener spray and bathroom odor eliminating passive solid wax air freshener products could ever make.

Both Solution 1's how-to-information and Solution 2's how-to-information are priced exactly the same and both options have worthy features you might like to know about. If you're not sure which option you would prefer to use, please buy both options. Compare both options and use Solution 1 or Solution 2 interchangeably.

Remember, you will need to buy either Solution 1's how-to-information or Solution 2's how-to-information to rid your bathroom of newly created unpleasant odors for $4.99 for each option. But you will need to buy Solution 1's and/ or Solution 2's how-to-information
 

Just Once!


    One Time Only For
 The Rest Of Your Entire Life
!


Now you are a completely informed consumer. Take a chance on buying Solution 1's and/ or Solution 2's how-to-information; You will not be disappointed.

OR
OR


Please use A SHOCKINGLY FAST BLAST OF REAL FRESH AIR TO THE RESCUE to quickly, efficiently and most importantly, safely rid your bathroom of all newly created unpleasant odors.

NOTE: If you have any questions and/ or comments about A Shockingly Fast Blast of Real Fresh Air to the Rescue, please e-mail those questions and comments to email@ashockinglyfastblastofrealfreshairtotherescue.com. If you have any questions about the option you purchased, please have your invoice customer number with you. Sorry in advance, but I can only speak and write English, so I can only answer your questions in English. And please make sure your e-mail address is always typed clearly and accurately.

For the record: Just so there is absolutely no misunderstanding, ridding the bathroom of newly created unpleasant odors, those just mentioned unpleasant bathroom odors do not include cigarette, cigar, pipe, incense and/or "mother nature"/ (also known as marijuana) smoke.Those different kinds of smoke are used to cover over newly created unpleasant human bathroom odors and are just as ineffective at quickly dispersing newly created unpleasant human bathroom odors as the above world-wide known brand name bathroom odor eliminating aerosol air freshener spray and bathroom odor eliminating passive solid wax air freshener products. Use REAL FRESH AIR. Besides, REAL FRESH AIR won't give you cancer. Or get you arrested.

And thanks for taking a chance on something you never heard about. And go ahead, enjoy all of the REAL FRESH AIR you want, especially when you need it to clear your bathroom's air of newly created unpleasant bathroom odors.


Hey Before You Leave, please come back to this website periodically so you can see the future development of additional different websites you and/ or the adults in your family or those adults you know who might be interested in learning about something you/ they never heard about before, or if you/ they want to only improve their own properties, or whether you and/ or they might need to enhance your and/ or their current JOB SKILLS, or whether you and/ or they want to create NEW CAREERS, for yourself and/ or themselves or their own separate families. You might want to also visit this website with your children to look at these future websites so you can have your children begin to do important tasks in your home(s) to help your families. Or once your children see the finished look of the work they have done for their family, perhaps they will want to do the same quality work for your/ their extended families, friends and neighbors. When your children become expert craftspeople at improving the appearance and/ or the functionality of  BATHROOM and KITCHEN CERAMIC TILES, BATHTUBS, SHOWER DOORS and/ or SWIMMING POOL/ SPA WALL CERAMIC TILES in their home, perhaps they will be able to move out of your home much earlier than expected as fully experienced, self-supporting CONTRACTORS. Plus you might not have to worry about going into seriously deep debt to send your child or your children to a COLLEGE or a UNIVERSITY, because your children will be skilled contractors and will be more than capable of earning a better than average living and can if they want to, pay for their own higher education, without their mom's and/ or dad's help.

Later there will be additional different websites explaining in detail how you, your family, your friends and your neighbors can improve your/ their properties or hopefully other parts of your/ their lives.

Where appropriate, if you choose to, you customers will be welcome to send your before, middle and after pictures or videos of any hopefully successful project that improves the appearance or functionality of ceramic tiles, tubs, shower enclosures, swimming pool tiles and/ or spa wall tiles, etc. Those pictures and/ or videos you send will hopefully give other customers confidence these tasks can be duplicated by anyone who invests their time and effort into making their properties better. You also will be invited to share your hobbies [Please keep everything rated P.G.]: like stamp, coin, TV Guide, World War 1 or 2, etc. collections; show any part of your now improved homes and/ or rental properties to other people who might want to buy your home if you want to sell it. [Always through their and your lawyers' offices; always keep all transactions professional and safe, where identities and resources can be thoroughly checked and verified, so that no one is ever physically harmed or ripped off.); or if you just want to show off something unique about you and/ or the place, city, state and/ or country where you live. Not everyone will be interested, but perhaps someone might be.

Website No.1 is the above A Shockingly Fast Blast of Real Fresh Air to the Rescue.

Future Website No. 2: How about starting with how the customer can improve tubs by simply removing the stains and peeling paint that ruin the tubs' appearance. This tub stain removal improvement process is an innovation that has absolutely nothing to do with re-surfacing, re-finishing and re-glazing tubs or the installation of a plastic tub liner. Those interchangeable terms: re-surfacing, re-finishing and re-glazing all mean the customers' tubs are being spray painted different colors. For the record: tubs can never be "re-porcelain-ized" while in the customer's home. The limits of all these tub improvement processes will be addressed, including this new process's limits, when this new website is published. Also after the stains are removed from the tubs' surfaces, that tub where the stains were just removed, can be used immediately.

Future Website No. 3: This website will teach those interested customers how to re-grout and/ or re-caulk the customer's home and/ or rental properties, whether the customers need to stop water seepage going through old or useless grout and/ or caulk, or if the re-grouting and re-caulking is done just to make the customers' tiles, grout and caulk look better.

Future Website No. 4: This website will teach the customer how to care for their bathroom shower door enclosures, so those enclosures won't have to be cleaned ever again.

Future Website No. 5: This website will teach the customer how to: identify loose or almost loose pool and/ or spa wall ceramic tiles; take down loose or almost loose pool and/ or spa wall ceramic tiles; how to remove the majority of debris from those off the wall pool and/or spa tiles; how to level the foundation with cement; how to reset both the old cleaned up original pool and/ or new exactly the same replacement tiles back on the customers pool and/ or spa walls; if necessary, how to "marry" (in this case, to put a completely different tile next to hopelessly obsolete and cannot be found original pool and/or spa wall tiles with new replacement tiles that don't match the new pool and/or spa wall tiles) because it would be too expensive for the pool and/ or spa owner to take down and replace all of their original pool and/or spa wall tiles; then re-grout  the older original tiles or grout those new tiles in place. The customer can use whatever color sanded grout that is available and the customer finds appealing. The customer can learn how to if they choose, grout over every older discolored single pool and/or spa wall grout line with any sanded color grout the customer likes from all white sanded grout to all black sanded grout and every color in between. This task would be done to make all of the pool and/ or  spa wall tiles' grout lines uniformly the same color.

Future Website No. 6: This website is for people who like to eat great tasting really cheap inexpensive food, whether that prepared food was purchased by that customer in a restaurant or cooked at home by that customer. This information is  for the people without resources, who would like to eat great tasting really cheap inexpensive food, like they actually had resources. Learn how you can make broccoli, mushroom, string bean, carrot, pepper, cabbage [or almost any other vegetables you want to use] broth. And learn how you can also make peach, plum, cherry, blueberry and strawberry [again any other fruit you want to use] juices and compotes. You will be able to add as much pulp and different spices to your homemade juices as you like; or you can enjoy your homemade juices without pulp nor spices. You will be able to add as many different spices to your fruit compotes as you choose or choose not to add to your fruit compote. Or you can combine as many vegetables, vegetable broths, fruit juices or fruit compotes as your imagination allows. Those of you who buy those very expensive fruit favored water containers will be surprised how inexpensive your homemade fruit juices are when compared to those very expensive fruit flavored water containers you currently buy. Plus other great tasting inexpensive food ideas you and your family can make and enjoy. 

Future Website No. 7: This website is for those people who realize consuming large amounts of sugar is not good for your health. But an infinitely small amount of sugar might be eaten and enjoyed by most people- even by diabetics, of course with those diabetics' doctors' approval. Come back and see what those infinitely small amounts of sugar are.

Future Website No. 8
: Got dry skin? Got ashy skin? This website will offer the interested customer a practical, non-scientific, non-chemical, but sure fire way to stop your lips from becoming chapped, to stop your hands and feet from becoming rough and scalely, to stop your personal private skin wherever your personal private skin is, from becoming ashy, dry and painfully cracked, without the expensive use of ointments, creams, oils and lotions. Of course the customer can stop using prescribed ointments, creams, oils and lotions only with your doctor's explicit oral and written permission.

NOTE: If the following before, sometimes middle and after pictures of some work that was done for some previous customers, appears too bright or too glaring, you can go to your own computer's  control panel and adjust your computer's monitor until that brightness or glare hopefully lessens.




The customer can learn to remove about 10 different stains that are commonly found on the tubs' porcelain, baked enamel and/ or fiber glass/ plastic surfaces- including peeling paint, whenever the resurfacing, refinishing and/ or the re-glazing processes eventually fail in certain predictable areas. The following are some other examples of how other badly stained tubs can be made to look less stained.






Bet you didn't think a tub's built-in, non-skid grid's discoloration could be removed this well, did you?


Don't just look at the tub's/ stall fiber glass floor's before and after pictures; don't forget to look at the before and after appearance of those shower door tracks.



This fiber-glass unibody floor stain had  ground-in soap film combined with years of accumulated mineral deposits.


The following several pictures  will be examples of how the customer can improve their bathroom and/ or kitchen ceramic tiles.











A very cool local tile/ foundation repair that will be offered in a future website.


The top double shower doors are soap filmed; the same double shower doors after the soap film has been removed.







 
Some pictures of pool/ spa tile repairs.




Ending for now with a couple of pictures of now stainless tubs.

Don't forget to check back for future websites.

And thanks again for visiting
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